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fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode


alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water


  • Someone: if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
  • Me: you know what I would put together
  • Me: M C R

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how


syfyalice2009:

"The key part of love, the real part, is wanting your partner to be happy even if you’re not. … It’s two people with baggage making each other better, more honest, and then sacrificing to be together.” (x)

syfyalice2009:

"The key part of love, the real part, is wanting your partner to be happy even if you’re not. … It’s two people with baggage making each other better, more honest, and then sacrificing to be together.” (x)


fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access


maraglen:

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

Fucktupled is the only scientific measure I use now,

maraglen:

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

Fucktupled is the only scientific measure I use now,


geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying


savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.


jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

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lifehackable:

Signs whether or not someone is lying to you. Very useful knowledge.


2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*


jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers


revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know


lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"


“Booty had me like”

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

“Booty had me like”