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apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 


ruinedchildhood:

I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes


mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines


starsinhertears:

sosuperawesome:

Katie Vernon

Flower animals are awesome


beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands


lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who


fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.




yeahscibitch:

sixpenceee:

JAPANESE SPIDER CRAB

*Burns the Earth down*

*Lives on Pluto for the rest of my life* 

We have one of these moulted shells in the basement floor of the Old medical school. It spans the whole wall.


swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?


hemlockandharmony:


afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.

hemlockandharmony:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.


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