tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes
one of my favorite ron swanson lines
Flower animals are awesome
careful you might slip and get jazz hands
ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
JAPANESE SPIDER CRAB
*Burns the Earth down*
*Lives on Pluto for the rest of my life*
We have one of these moulted shells in the basement floor of the Old medical school. It spans the whole wall.
when ur walking by people and they laugh
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago
This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.
I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.
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